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IT'S WEDNESDAY. IT'S CRACK. IT'S CRIMINAL MINDS.

I WROTE THIS A FEW WEEKS BACK WITHIN THE SPAN OF LIKE, THREE WEEKS IN THREE DIFFERENT SECTIONS, SO I BLAME YOU ALL. BECAUSE I CAN DAMNIT!

OVER THE COURSE OF FIFTY YEARS, THERE HAVE BEEN A SERIES OF URDERS. ALL OF RED-HEADED WOMEN IN THEIR 20’S OR 30’S AND ALL HAD ODD PATTERNS OF SCARS AND YET OVER THE YEARS THEY’VE ALL BEEN THE SAME AND HAVE GONE UNNOTICED.

AFTER WEEKS OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, THE TEAM FINALLY GOT IT.

“HANDS UP WHERE WE CAN SEE ‘EM!”

“FBI!”

MORGAN AND PRENTISS SHOUTED AS THEY KICKED DOWN THE DOORS TO THE XAVIER INSTITUTE FOR GIFTED YOUNGSTERS. REID WAS HOT ON THEIR HEELS, AND ROSSI AND HOTCH WERE TEN MINUTES AWAY WITH THE POLICE.

EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING FROZE, WIDE EYED (WELL, MOSTLY, THERE WAS A BIG BRUTE OF A GUY THAT THEY SUSPECTED TO BE ‘LOGAN’ WHO JUST LOOKED PISSED).

“WHAT IS GOING—“ A MAN IN RED SUNGLASSES WALKED INTO THE ROOM, HE FROZE UP AS EVERYONE ELSE DID, EXCEPT FOR A TOTALLY DIFFERENT REASON. HIS REASON WASN’T THAT THE FEDS JUST BROKE DOWN THEIR FRONT DOOR; IT WAS BECAUSE THAT ONE OF THESE SAID-FEDS WAS THE MAN HE’D BEEN SEEING FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS.

“SPENCER?!”

“SCOTT?!

JESUS WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON? SCOTT, HIS SCOTT, WAS PART OF THIS WHOLE THING? SURE REID KNEW THE OTHER WASN’T TELLING HIM THINGS, BUT THIS!?

“OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!” THE PROBABLY-LOGAN-MAN GROWLED, FISTS CURLING TIGHT.

SCOTT AND REID DIDN’T ANSWER, THEY JUST SORT OF STARED FURTHER INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES VERY CONFUSED.

“JESUS, REID, SNAP OUT OF IT!” MORGAN NUDGED THE GENIOUS BEFORE CONTINUING ON. “WE’VE GOT SUSPICIONS OF OVER FIVE MURDERS OF RED HEADED WOMEN OVER THE YEARS, AND WE TRACKED THEM ALL BACK TO YOU PEOPLE AND THIS…XAVIER INSTITUTE!”

THE RESIDENCE OF THE MANSION ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER, AND THEN PROMPTLY BROKE OUT INTO LAUGHTER.

“WHAT? WHAT’S SO FUNNY YOU SICKOS!?”

SCOTT WALKED FORWARD, GRABBING REID BY THE HAND, AND SAID “I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU…”
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